Lavender's AP Lit Class Blog

Lavender's AP Lit Class Blog

Wednesday, February 1, 2012

Oreo Murder

Oreo

I am shut out from your creamy center
Black bars restricting my entry
I wish nothing more, my love, than to enter
I've threatened to use a sentry

Oh my little oreo please let me in
There's nothing bad i can do to you
If you take this plunge we both win
A beautiful relationship sprung anew

Oh thank you, thank you cookie!
I didn't think you'd succumb
You've won against my bookie
Turns out you're really dumb

I will rip you apart black sweet
Waterboarding you to eat
Yum yum yum, slurping cream
Thank you oreo, you are my dream.

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